princeofkokoros: what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’ hhahahahakjfdfhjkjhgf i can’t
Depressed People Surf the Web Differently -... →
Are you constantly hitting refresh on your favorite site or spend countless hours surfing the web? if you answered yes, you’re probably a homestuck
I often wonder if there's something wrong with the...
internet-boy: where did the stereotype that people who hang out on the internet are unattractive come from my online friends are all babes
hyperbolequeen: tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
You can use both idiots and scissors, but you can’t let an idiot use scissors.– Sebastian Michaelis / Kuroshitsuji / (via nyxmaycry)
unicornwhores: …and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage. oh no no nonono sTOP
I'm crying with laughter. →
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
Famous Movie Quotes in "Proper English"
averyvoidingheir: broadway-aradia: ...
When 2013 finally comes along, and:
Sherlock fandom: hehehasdkjesaefs
Supernatural fandom: fuck
Sherlock fandom: hahsdjkalsasdjal
Homestuck fandom: wwhat
Doctor Who fandom: Quick, everyone! INTO THE FUCKING TARD-
Sherlock fandom: -DHASJKDASJKLFHSIJDLCSDVDSGFSDSs
Doctor Who fandom:
Harry Potter fandom: What's going o-
Sherlock fandom: -EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL FDUASIKFSDLHFSDFDA JOHNLOCK DSAKJDLSAH REUNION DSAKLDSAJKDLA FUCK EACHOTEHRHDASILSDHAS SHIP DDSAJKDTOGETHERFDASJLDSADAS JDKASLDFDSHFJLFDSSOBBINGDSKJFHLSJDKFL ASDAS HUG HIM ASDKL HUIGG DSIOFDS HIM FHUGSSDF IKSDFLI KJASLDHAJICLHASKJDFLHSDJKLDJF JDKSHLFKJSDNCJSDKCS
Hetalia fandom: OH MEIN GO-
Sherlock fandom: -I BELIEVED IN SHERLOCK I ALWAYS HAVE I ALWAYS WILL I ALWAYS DID MAKE BABIES FEEL THE MAGIC BELIEVE IN LOVE HFUASDKLHASJK DFASDKJNFLFFDSHJKADLHJ KSLJKDLHASJKDHLSIJSEXINSDAKLDNJSAKLDASDSAFAD
Sherlock fandom: WHAT'S THAT DASHBOARD?
Sherlock fandom: WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME BENEDICT
Sherlock fandom: OH GOD
Sherlock fandom: YES YES YES YES
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU SEE HIM
Sherlock fandom: LOOK AT THAT QUOTE LOOK AT IT FEEL THE FEELS IN THAT QUOTE
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU SEE HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
Sherlock fandom: DID YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIS EMOTIONS
Sherlock fandom: THAT IS TRUE LOVE
Sherlock fandom: HERE TAKE SOME FANART
Sherlock fandom: LOOK AT THESE FANFICS I WROTE
Sherlock fandom: I MADE THIS VIDEO FOR YOU
Sherlock fandom: THESE GIFS THESE GLORIOUS GIFS
Sherlock fandom: DAHSJKFLHASJKDLSAHJKLAF
Doctor Who fandom:
Harry Potter fandom:
I was so damn tired all day and then bam as soon as it’s bedtime my...– Pie, at 3 AM
normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems
the sins of pineapples
Pie: my gum tastes like apple pie what's urs
Karin: strawberry pineapple
Pie: ew ew
Karin: no it's noms
Pie: why would you ever eat pineapple shit
Pie: no I thought we were in this together
Karin: are you kidding me
Pie: u betaryed me
Karin: I lied
Pie: is dat orange
Karin: orange strawberry
Pie: das rite
Pie: u better not eat pineapples u harlot
Pie: ooooh u dirty whore
Karin: I did in seattle tho;_;
Pie: ur so diiiiiirty
Karin: i-in a salad
Karin: a fruit salad
Karin: I'M SORRY
Pie: DADDY PIE DOES NOT LIKE THIS
Pie: NO KARIN
Karin: I'LL NEVER BE SO FOOLISH AGAIN
Pie: I CANNOT LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE
Pie: NEVER AGAIN
Pie: YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME UPON ME KARIN
Pie: I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU
Pie: HOW CAN YOU EVEN LOK AT YOURSELF
Karin: I CAN EXPRAIN
Pie: YOU SLUT
Karin: THEY FOOLED ME
Karin: I THOUGHT IT WAS
Pie: YOU LYING WHORE
Karin: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULD LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT SIN I HAD WROUGHT UPON THY KINGDOM
Karin: O LYING DECEITFUL QUEEN
Pie: WE AGREED PINEAPPLE WAS GROUNDS FOR EXCOMMUNICATION
Karin: I HAVE NEVER AGREED TO SUCH TERMS
Pie: bitch u signed da forms
Karin: was dis in mah itunes agreement
Karin: cos i hath not red dat shit
Pie: WELL DERS UR PROBLUM RITE DER
Karin: WELL CONFOUND IT
Pie: U STUPID NON TERMS OF AGREEMENT READER
Karin: TARNATION AND BRUSSEL SPROUTS
Karin: I'D BEST BE SKIPPERIN TOWN
Pie: TARNATION, SMACK MY NOSE AND CALL ME A CRUMPET
Pie: AINTCHU EVER HEARD OF THEM OWNERS MANYUL THANGS?
hello203 replied to your post: Just got accepted to the DigiPen Institute of Technology. Congratulations! Thank you! <3
telracsgomesu replied to your post: Just got accepted to the DigiPen Institute of Technology. BROS 4 LIIIIIIFE. sobs okay I’m going to hold a bro now /hold
Just got accepted to the DigiPen Institute of...
Why no, I’m not screaming and running in circles. nbd. just SDFGHJKJHGFDESWDFGHJKJHGFDSASDFGHJKLKHGFDSEASRHJKHYYRSEXDRCFBHJM thank you so much to all of you, for sticking around, for paying attention to my silly art, and for encouraging me. I seriously would be off getting a degree as a kindergarten teacher right now if it weren’t for you kids convincing me I actually had talent. ...
This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight and like if you wanted to download something you had to run and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world. Can...
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
ooc: Tumblr is fucking up cuz some douche bag...
poofyphluff: chiicharron: bambistark: lokilaufeyson: It’s spreading to various blogs and causing problems. Don’t go directly to people’s pages and you should be safe from it. Stay on the dashboard. Trust me. I’ll put this on this blog too, because I’m too lazy to retype it. ohhh ok I’ve seen it happen, stay on your dash.
There's a background on neopets called "I Love...
bitchbedrippinchocolate: Guess who I thought of. :BBBBB I love Pie, I love every kind of Pie… >:3
sociallyawkwardbucket: justlikeacheesestick: nintendonut1: firebreathfishslap: shiseptiana: overlordxabel: raidouraidou: raidouraidou.tumblr.com is probably written by a female somewhere between 51-65 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time. WELL THEN overlordxabel.tumblr.com is probably written by a female somewhere between 13-17 years old. The writing...
johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better
lovelyy-disaster: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
Pie: a wild bb appears
Pie: Pie uses "attract"!
Karin, Knight of Spam: oAo
Karin, Knight of Spam: wild bb has fainted
Karin, Knight of Spam: swoooon
Pie: Pie has a sad
Pie: because pie didn't mean for the wild bb to faint
Pie: Pie throws a Pokeball at the wild bb anyway
Karin, Knight of Spam: -tumblrs in-
Karin, Knight of Spam: ...
Karin, Knight of Spam: tumbles*
Karin, Knight of Spam: omg
I was in the store today and this little kid in a shopping cart randomly looked at his mother and shouted “WHAT TIME IS IT, MOMMY?” and I barely managed to keep from screaming back at him “IT’S ADVENTURE TIME” because I realized I’d look like a total creep if I actually answered that… but I wanted to brofist that kid ;__;
stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when's your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married