May 2012
74 posts
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shylonelycat asked: Purple, Yellow, Orange
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
This test that has been floating around →
bitchbedrippinchocolate:
topicopia:
malignance:
bellypebbles:
katileer:
samkind:
JEESUS CHRIST NO NO NON O N non O NO
AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES BECAUSE IM SEROUSisLY GONNA CRY NOW
NO NO NO NON ON NO N ON ON O NO NO N ON O NO
NO
woW THIS IS REALLY COOL?????????????
i was literally peeking from behind my hand because i was so scared during the test im shaking i...
April 2012
148 posts
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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Harry Potter series from Hermione's point of view:
nuclearmedicine:
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A...
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synnesai:
trivelie:
cyclicredundancy521:
My...
Kuroshitsuji: Manga v. Anime
Ciel in the Manga: "I may be 13, but fuck with me and I will not hesitate to put a bullet through your skull and then come up with a brilliant scheme to hide the body so that no one will even notice you're dead. Also, I run a multi-million pound business and reign over so many elite business connections, it surpasses the world of the living. NBD."
Ciel in the Anime: "WAAH SEBASTIAN I GOT KIDNAPPED AGAIN SAVE MEEEE"
Sebastian in the Manga: "I'm a demon with no regard for human morality. I will do anything for a tasty soul, including murdering children. I may look like a humble butler, but cross my master and prepare to wish you'd never been born."
Sebastian in the Anime: "I LIKE KITTIES AND I HAVE LOTS OF FEELS. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ALL THESE FEEEEELS."
Grell in the Manga: "Regardless of my gender, I am a violent psychopath who likes to toy with my targets before slashing them to bits with my enormous chainsaw. I'll rip you to a bloody pulp and look fabulous doing it."
Grell in the Anime: "HAHA LOL I'M COMIC RELIEF AND I LOVE ANYTHING WITH A PENIS. Also, am I a man or a woman? Here, fandom, fight over it!"
Undertaker in the Manga: "I may look like a harmlessly deranged mortician, but I can top all you bitches. Including Sebastian, who I just shanked through the stomach with my giant-ass scythe because fuck him. Suck on that."
Undertaker in the Anime: "EHEHEEHEHEEHEE I LIKE FUNNY JOKES AND I KNOW THINGS FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON."
Druitt in the Manga: "I'm scary because I have a lot of money and power which I use to run a business of human trafficking and endorsing crackpot schemes to bring people back from the dead. You can't keep me in prison; I have way too much money."
Druitt in the Anime: "I AM ALSO COMIC RELIEF AND I LIKE TO DRAW OUT POINTLESS SCENES BY DRAMATICALLY MONOLOGUING ABOUT THEM IN AN OBNOXIOUS VOICE."
Lizzie in the Manga: "I like cute, girly things, but that doesn't mean I'm not skilled in swordplay. After all, I am the daughter of a family of knights. I fight for the people I love."
Lizzie in the Anime: "CCIIIIIEEEELLL LOOK HOW ANNOYING AND BRAINLESS I AM~! I'M THE PERFECT BLONDE, FEMALE STEREOTYPE!"
Servantrio in the Manga: "We may not be very good at the menial jobs we were hired for, but we protect the manor with our power, skill, and dedication because we respect the Young Master and Sebastian. We want to prove our worth."
Servantrio in the Anime: "LOL WE'RE ACTUALLY IDIOTS WHO OCCASIONALLY USE GUNS AND THROW THINGS."
I'm Christian Unless You're Gay (Article) →
thisblogishomosexual:
And then please read the brave response of a young teen to his mother upon reading. Trust me, it’s worth it. Quite powerful.
Kanaya: I Just Met You
Kanaya: And This Is Crazy
Kanaya: But You Identify As The Human Gender Of Female And Although I Try To Not Be Picky I Am Quite Attracted To Your Body As Well As Your Personality And I Thought That Maybe A Flushed Relationship Might Be Nice With You
Kanaya: So Pester Me Maybe
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
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Watchdazlious13:
crash—:
blueisacolour:
ravenmgee:
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:
shurlawk:
scarfu:
noviceartist:
laurenocuma:
brivonnet:
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
Did that shit…just explode rainbows?!
iahenkjiakhbfkjwe
idk why...
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me:
me: *opens tumblr*
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fuckyeahochinchin:
kanpeki-purincessu:
So I was about to go to bed yesterday after reading the OP/Denko stuff and
as I climbed in I sa—
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(´･ω･`)
not tonight
OP: hey I just met you
OP: and this is crazy
OP: but one of your school friends sold me your new email and number for 60,000 yen
OP: So I'll email you 600 times maybe...(´･ω･`)
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Ochinchins Everywhere: [Help!] I Can't Contact My... →
vgperson:
The second thread of the saga from 2ch. Make sure to read the first thread. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.) #OP I don’t have any romantic experience, so I’m not too sure, but this girl I just started dating…
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
mycroft: hey i just met you
mycroft: and this is crazy
mycroft: but get in the car john watson I can control every single telephone and CCTV camera in london so if you think you can run away then you’re obviously a stupid fuck
mycroft: so call me with details about sherlock maybe
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ladyofmischief:
katoby:
lucifersbutt:
if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it
yes
yes
yes
peetamakesmegrin:
scipioaemilianus:
liamoflegends:
shaving23spiders:
wvnderbar:
in the catholic ghetto, born and raised
at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays
relaxin chillaxin communion all cool
oppressing some minorities outside the school
when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood
