September 2011
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asksebastian:
I will take a soul… and eat it!
Oh my fucking god.
August 2011
42 posts
A public service announcement from Grammar Nazis,...
YOUR = pronoun, the posessive version of you. Use this when saying something belongs to someone. (Emo wall, your personality is seriously getting on my nerves.)
YOU’RE = contraction of you are. Use in place of saying you are. (Emo wall, you’re getting on my nerves / Emo wall, you are getting on my nerves.)
YOU’RE NOT TO CONFUSE THESE TWO AGAIN, OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO GOUGE...
Liz, can I just express my infinite appreciation...
lizbet:
scrappel:
IF ONLY YOU LET ME LOVE YOU~! JUST STOP RUNNING. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS RUN AWAY.
DON’T COME AT ME WITH THAT FACE
Liz, can I just express my infinite appreciation...
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Say, have your demonic senses weakened after devoting too much to that human’s...
– Claude Faustus to Sebastian Michaelis (via kindnessneko)
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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
If you don’t reblog…
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WTF REALLY
lizbet:
PEOPLE, STOP SHIPPING ALOIS WITH YOUR CRAPPY OC. I UNDERSTAND YOUR DESIRE TO CREATE A SELF-INSERT WHERE YOU AND YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER ARE SUDDENLY SMITTEN, BUT NO ONE WANTS TO READ IT. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE OC IS FEMALE. THAT’S GOT TO BE THE MOST OUT OF CHARACTER BULL SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD OF. Alois approves this message. :|
She speaks the truth.
-bro nod-
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I just found out that I can stop being practical with the plan of teaching English and start getting ready to apply to the art school of my dreams in the fall. I’m over the moon. Words I don’t even.
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I hate how almost everyone who is not a well-known...
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madelezabeth:
It’s called punctuation. Fucking use it.
THIS. :|
^
I honestly think I’m going to be sick if I see another Alois/female OC fic.
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Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.
piefacemcgee:
laksdng;lsdu why is this so entertaining
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Purgatory
[For Liz, who I briefly debated with on why Snake’s snakes all have the names of English authors. I whipped this up to explain it.]
The second floor of the orphanage had, over the years, turned into a sort of shelter for things that weren’t used often enough to end up on the first floor or uninteresting enough for the attic. Often, the matron referred to it as the library with a tone...
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That moment of sweet relief after you update...
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Drabble hour!
Leave me a quick request in my ask box, or one thing you’d like me to write a story about in the future.
bitchbedrippinchocolate:
BEST THING EVER :O
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
I AM NOW A MUSICAL GENIUS. :’DDDD
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asksebastian:
With Hell Grade Shampoo™ Your butler can look as stunning as me. Maybe he’s contracted with it, maybe it’s One Hell of a Barber©.
TEACHER : imagine ur a millionaire. write your...
(1 boy didn’t write)
TEACHER : why are you not writing?
BOY : i’m waiting for my secretary
Reblog if you want (1) honest opinion about you,...