normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems

the sins of pineapples

Pie: my gum tastes like apple pie what's urs
Karin: strawberry pineapple
Pie: ew
Pie: ew ew
Karin: no it's noms
Pie: why would you ever eat pineapple shit
Pie: no I thought we were in this together
Pie: karin
Karin: are you kidding me
Pie: u betaryed me
Karin: I lied
Pie: is dat orange
Karin: orange strawberry
Karin: ino
Pie: das rite
Pie: u better not eat pineapples u harlot
Karin: omq
Karin: ;_;
Pie: ooooh u dirty whore
Karin: I did in seattle tho;_;
Pie: ur so diiiiiirty
Pie: ...
Karin: i-in a salad
Pie: youwat
Pie: YOUWAT
Karin: a fruit salad
Karin: I'M SORRY
Pie: DADDY PIE DOES NOT LIKE THIS
Pie: NO KARIN
Karin: I'LL NEVER BE SO FOOLISH AGAIN
Pie: I CANNOT LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE
Karin: NO
Pie: NEVER AGAIN
Pie: YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME UPON ME KARIN
Pie: I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU
Karin: NO
Karin: PLEASE
Pie: HOW CAN YOU EVEN LOK AT YOURSELF
Karin: I CAN EXPRAIN
Pie: YOU SLUT
Karin: THEY FOOLED ME
Karin: ;_;
Karin: I THOUGHT IT WAS
Karin: CANTALOPE
Pie: YOU LYING WHORE
Karin: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULD LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT SIN I HAD WROUGHT UPON THY KINGDOM
Karin: O LYING DECEITFUL QUEEN
Pie: WE AGREED PINEAPPLE WAS GROUNDS FOR EXCOMMUNICATION
Pie: >8C
Karin: I HAVE NEVER AGREED TO SUCH TERMS
Pie: bitch u signed da forms
Karin: was dis in mah itunes agreement
Pie: yes
Pie: >:(
Karin: cos i hath not red dat shit
Pie: WELL DERS UR PROBLUM RITE DER
Karin: WELL CONFOUND IT
Pie: U STUPID NON TERMS OF AGREEMENT READER
Karin: TARNATION AND BRUSSEL SPROUTS
Karin: I'D BEST BE SKIPPERIN TOWN
Pie: TARNATION, SMACK MY NOSE AND CALL ME A CRUMPET
Pie: AINTCHU EVER HEARD OF THEM OWNERS MANYUL THANGS?

Congratulations!

Thank you! <3

BROS 4 LIIIIIIFE.

sobs

okay I’m going to hold a bro now 

/hold

Just got accepted to the DigiPen Institute of Technology.

Why no, I’m not screaming and running in circles.

nbd.

just

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thank you so much to all of you, for sticking around, for paying attention to my silly art, and for encouraging me. I seriously would be off getting a degree as a kindergarten teacher right now if it weren’t for you kids convincing me I actually had talent. 

thanks. I can’t. So love and stuff. <3

benedictsbitch:

sherlockspeare:

John Watson loves tea so much that he can’t take his eyes off it.

Ha ha ha!!

so you mean it’s your

o tea p

high resolution →

imaginarytomodachi:

Personal demons of the graph by ~AnnaProvidence

high resolution →

imaginarytomodachi:

Personal demons of the graph by ~AnnaProvidence

This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.

Can someone make this, please? PLEASE.